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Bear Demotivational Poster

MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.

TAGS: ugly face smile manbearpig womanbearpig
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

Deceivingly - August 29, 2011, 3:00 am
Im gonna set this as my desktop background!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
no this is real! is actually J-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:57 am
no stupid b****! this is Jay-Z wen he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
this is jay-Z when he was a kid!
krissie - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
What the hell.........? That's all I got....
Finch - December 19, 2008, 10:10 pm
Please god, tell me this is a ph**oshop
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
its womanbearpig you dumb**** XD
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
I don't care what it is, as long as it doesn't attempt to marry into my family.
tony - October 29, 2008, 2:39 am
w....t....f is that!?!
BANJAXED - August 13, 2008, 1:01 pm
LMFAO @ manbearpig
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:08 pm
Ahh, RRCCmom, you have a light feminine touch this place often lacks.
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 1:15 pm
I can't believe she matched those earrings with that necklace.
Redfield - July 6, 2008, 10:01 pm
....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

SNUGGLE BEAR - This is its evil twin

TAGS: snuggle bear evil
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by k

Stickfodder - November 3, 2009, 2:53 am
What the hell is this from?

JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews

I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire

TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


TAGS: polar bear revenge lazy karma
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - November 24, 2011, 8:54 am
meh...if it would happen like that, I wish to talk with this KARMA about something...lol

BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!

TAGS: batbear batman wtf bears
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:11 pm
Cubbybears new job!

FALCON PUNCH - Also performed in the Animal Kingdom.

TAGS: bear
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.

TAGS: bearsharktopus
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Boppick

Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
omfg, lmao @Sean
Mika - September 23, 2009, 3:23 am
no its a bearktopus o.o or an sharktopusbear?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
... gangbang Bambi? C'mon? we all know that that's where this was going all along.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
I'd watch it.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Gentle Ben
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:49 pm
AMSOME Look elsewhere. And good luck with that.


TAGS: fear the beard sf giants
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

zoomer296 - February 20, 2013, 8:49 pm
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:09 am
There should've been a ZZ Top length...
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 2:38 pm
lol me too XD
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:57 am
and hillbilLYLY is nice too... Have to grow a beard I guess!
Airman - August 10, 2011, 10:57 am
the one that made me laugh was Civil War General
forseti - August 10, 2011, 2:49 am
cavemanly?? lol

THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.

TAGS: nature exercise bear death omg
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:43 pm
Thanks, spacedog.
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:08 pm
Nice one pickleviper. 5L Keep em coming.

A HUG - Is just a strangle you haven't finished yet.

TAGS: hug bear
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by jaxpagan

Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:21 pm
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:40 am
I second that!
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 2:22 am
5neaky.. Nice first effort


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.

CUDDLE BEAR - "I can has hug?"

TAGS: bear
Rating: 2.67/5
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 9:26 pm
cubbybear, I think your sis is angry because p***bear ran away to mexico with that kid you saw before...
Charles - September 28, 2008, 9:53 am
Cubby, your sis doesn't look happy to see me...

GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !

TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am

YOU ARE A GREYBEARD IF - You can name the show... you're an old nerd if you can name the main vessel... You are a geek if you can sing the theme!

TAGS: greybeard tv
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Chef

mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:58 am
honestly i think anyone who watches anime seriously knows this one it may be corny as hell but it is still a classic XD
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:41 pm
One last thing. This art is from American artist Tim Elred, the artist of the graphic novel series "Grease Monkey", as well as the "Star Blazers" online comic.knows mor
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:37 pm
I also know the season two (Comet Empire) theme, and the ending credits. That's right I'm a fossil. Now here's a question, has anyone seen the 2010 live action movie of this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18cNn4apRkM
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:32 pm
We must be strong and brave. Our home we've got to save. If we don't in just one year. Mother Earth, will disappear! Fighting with the Gamilons. We won't stop until we've won. Then we'll return, and we we arrive, The Earth will survive-We are Star Blazers
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:30 pm
We're off to outer space. We're leaving mother Earth. To save the human race-- Our Star Blazers! Searching for a distant star. Heading off to Iscandar. Leaving all we love behind. Who knows what danger we'll find? (Continued in next post.)
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:27 pm
Show Name: Star Blazers (Space Battleship Yamato in Japan.) Ship Name: Argo (Yamato in Japan) Characters:(From Left to Right)Queen Starcia, Alex Wildstar, Captain Avatar, Derrick Wildstar, and Nova Forrester. All without looking anything up--bay-bee!
jmurf67 - May 5, 2010, 7:53 pm
Ugh.. I am guilty of all of the above. But the american version of the show, the ship was named the Argo. And one of the characters is Derek Wildstar.
Fatt Matt - May 5, 2010, 4:48 pm
Please don't soil the Greybeard name with this ****e.
union - May 5, 2010, 1:32 pm
Desslok, Desslok, Desslok!
Chef - May 5, 2010, 1:14 pm
Proudly sung! Can you name any charactyers (without looking them up!)
Koradan - May 5, 2010, 12:50 pm
Koradan - May 5, 2010, 12:49 pm
"We're off to outer space, Protecting Mother Earth To save the Human Race... OUR STAR BLAZERS!" (That's all I remember)
Chef - May 5, 2010, 12:40 pm
Anonymous2 - May 5, 2010, 11:38 am
That is Space Cruiser Yamato, which got localized to Starblazers. Main vessel is the Yamato.


TAGS: does bear **** woods
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by prochee

mikieelmo - November 17, 2010, 11:08 am
Solved ! 5 l's

TEDDY BEARS - Protecting innocent children from monsters-under-the-bed since 1902

TAGS: teddy bear annie tibbers
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Flurren

lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 12:28 pm

Jack Daniels, up.
maoworks2 - March 19, 2012, 8:02 am
I Have Captain Morgan To Keep The Monsters Away !

IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!

GAY BEAR - Does not care about your narrow-minded conservatist opinion of him

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Picnic basket is stolen by YOU!

TAGS: bear picnic basket yogi
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Nonsense

Eh? - November 5, 2009, 2:43 pm
So.. In other countries.. You are stolen bij picnic basket?


GANDALF - The original Greybeard.

CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.

POKING THE BEAR - keep doing it TIMMY, keep it up. Next we're going to teach you to TAP-DANCE on a LANDMINE.

TAGS: timmy p*** bear fair
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 4, 2013, 11:08 pm
The Darwin Award goe5 to...

I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...

LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.

LUCKY - GIRL: "You are so cute!" BEAR: "You are so lucky this glass is here"

TAGS: polar bear
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Koradan

DudefromOz - February 10, 2010, 7:24 pm
yah 5L, she would absolutely be ****ting bricks if that glass cracked..
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:29 pm
Win. 5Ls!

DROP BEARS - they act friendly just before the deadliest attack

TAGS: drop bears
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by mike34

LOGICAL FALLACY - Confusing your opponent into silence does not mean you have won the argument

TAGS: logical fallacy windmill beard
Rating: 3.08/5


CARE BEARS - They take care of each other

1ST RULE OF BEAR FIGHT CLUB IS - You do NOT talk about Bear Fight Club.

TAGS: bears fight club
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 28, 2014, 1:51 pm
I wouldn't want to talk about bare fight club either.


TAGS: greybeard rocknroll usedcar
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by sickartist

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:29 pm
I believe it! I sense you speak from experience?
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:45 pm

@Cubby, that is the real Justin Bieber (in real life his mom is a ****).
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Beautiful. 5L
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 1:17 pm
God...Eddie Van Halen got old
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 10:21 am

now thats funny!


LEARN TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF - you'll never stop being amused

TAGS: greybeard
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Zook

SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.

HANGOVER - Bears have it, too.

TAGS: bear
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

forseti - December 17, 2010, 6:44 am
sorry to ruin the 1L straight, but I laughed... 5 from me.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:24 am
at the comment, not the poster
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:22 am
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:21 am
Don't be silly, thats just cubby trying to puke until gets the taste of this poster out of his mouth. =/

CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.


TAGS: greybeard
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by culos

GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 5:05 pm
hmph, blasphemy, everybody knows elephant *** organs are in their feet..
R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 4:42 pm
I thought elephants were Catholic so can't use birth contol.
Fatt Matt - April 28, 2010, 4:38 pm
With a hula hoop.
freestyler - April 28, 2010, 4:07 pm
How do they put condoms on?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:20 am
I gotta get me one of those trees. 5L


TAGS: spider snake drop bear octopus australia
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Bones9

esky - May 3, 2010, 4:05 am
drop bears? haha, nice.


TAGS: bad joke bear
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:59 am
A pun is only as good as the groan it recieves. Buddy, you got it.
pzykosiz - October 7, 2010, 5:55 pm
i've much longer versions of this joke, but it's a good one

BABY POLAR BEAR - If you were small enough, he would eat you.

TAGS: polar bears
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Max

Max - May 24, 2008, 5:39 pm
But he's so cute and cuddly and whatnot! ...Or is it a she...

ZZ TOP - The physical embodyment of what is, and what will always be COOL

TAGS: zztop music cool bands beard
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by caveman

twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:25 pm
It's odd that the only member WITHOUT a beard is named Beard! 5L!
rudeboy308 - June 8, 2011, 12:15 am
I saw them in Biloxi, MS a year or so ago. It was a working vacation, or as Billy Gibbons said, "We ran out of h** sauce in New York and had to come back down here." Ever since Eliminator, I've been a fan.
Cloudchaser - June 7, 2011, 1:20 am
They come runnin'! They yelp and they whine! 'Cuz women go crazy 'bout a fox-y man!
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:55 pm
5 cool L's caveman.
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:50 pm
A haw, haw, haw, haw! :)

TO BE FABULOUS - You don't need anything but yourself

BIPOLAR BEAR - Just couldn't take any more!

TAGS: bear suicide
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by srad505

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:13 pm
Dude, I'm bipolar! I can totally relate on an uncomfortable level. 5L + faved + sharing. Because sharing.... is caring. lol! This made my morning! I can put away the rope and chair now. JK. But seriously...
UncleJoe - February 9, 2011, 3:23 pm
Poor Baby!

SMOKEY THE BEAR - Only you can help me hide the bodies ...

TAGS: smokey bear hide the bodies
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

Greeny - February 8, 2012, 9:27 pm
the real slim spadey
MPsniper - February 8, 2012, 6:57 pm
actually....its "smokey bear"

FRIENDS - Those whom you select to be your friends Can also be those who cause your demise

TAGS: bear eats kid
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by house

house - June 17, 2011, 9:03 am
thx V. similar to yours in 136111
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 4:13 am
Cool pic..

Elisha and the Two Bears -

TAGS: elisha bears
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:31 am
The Elisha method for handling bullies.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 7, 2013, 1:31 pm
Amen! 5 Bears


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm

the dude actually has "i am a m**********r" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL

AND NOW EDGAR'S GONE... - something funny is going on around here

TAGS: penguin polar bear disguise
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Once more

motinet - September 7, 2012, 12:20 pm

LOL - oldie but goodie
Anon - August 1, 2009, 8:46 pm
Haha, Motifaking Garry Larsson's "The Far Side"? Very interesting! Would be cool to see more of these...


TAGS: man vs wild bear grylls
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Insurgo

Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 3:13 pm
Another "Guest" commenter. Courage re-defined! Also, go promote your love for dirty, dirty men elsewhere.
Guest - May 11, 2009, 3:10 pm
Survivorman loves choad for breakfast before going to his set.
Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 12:49 pm
Survivorman laughs at this choad.
Guest - May 11, 2009, 9:13 am
And a nice breakfast at the h**el before going to filming.

G R E Y B E A R D S - When "Old enough to know better" becomes "Too old to care what people think."

NO CAMPING - During Zombie Bear Season


TAGS: penguins polar bears humor
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 8:39 am

Yes, these are penguins found in Antarctica and along the tip of South America. (There's a world of difference between kids and adults, too.)
Wurdsmyth - July 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
you know there is a world between them right?


TAGS: bear boy hallowwen costume not impressed
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by uceeit

booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:16 pm
well atleast we know y heath's joker flipped out in the dark knight

MANBEARPIG IS REAL - He's super serial!

TAGS: manbearpig
Rating: 2.72/5


TAGS: carebear catches a knife humor
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 12:30 am

Sweden is a long, long way from Wyoming~~but Sturgis isn't.
NuttunButt - March 28, 2012, 9:10 pm
Great poster Igvarnon have friends from Sweden Eva and Ingvar who I met at Sturgis in 03.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 5:21 pm

I just love the way you're looking right into the camera...still smiling...still smiling...wait...no...
carebear - March 24, 2012, 1:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:43 pm

Couldn't help it! I went looking for something I could chop the head and this one popped right up. It was too perfect to pass up. Hugs, CB!~~
M0rd3kaI - March 23, 2012, 7:34 pm
You have to give the 'less fortunate' a time to shine ;)
holymoly - March 23, 2012, 7:05 pm
I expected to see this from M0. nice pic Linda
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:37 pm
(carebear BANNED)

GIMPY BEAR - Cubby's cousin who plays similar games But enjoys a more… subservient role And more leather…


TAGS: bears fight humor
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 3:46 pm
Great Pic .

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pappa Bear go to Goldilock house!

CUBBYBEAR - ''Where did all the girls go?''

TAGS: cubbybear biscuits masturbate hurricane ike hurricane ike zomg omg wow
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Cubbybear - October 25, 2008, 3:26 am
5 lions(poodles) This is funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:20 pm
Dear Anon, STFU. You are talking out your a**. Thanks! Much love, Brittany =]
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 11:13 am
Do a search on this site for Cubbybear. He's one of our celebrities. f***ing guy lives like royalty, h** and cold running women, piles of money. He's way more gangsta than p***bear, who's just a minipimp a**clown.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:30 am
There's no underage girls in the vicinity, you f***ing idiot. It's Cubbybear. Piss off, anon.
anon - October 22, 2008, 5:17 am
It's called p***bear you f***ing idiot
Charles - October 4, 2008, 12:11 am
I thought that was p***bear.
Agamemnon218 - October 3, 2008, 5:18 pm
Looks like Cubby's about to go for the next best thing!



TAGS: clang fun penguin polar bear
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 10:22 pm
LD, I stand corrected. I forgot everything I'd learned from Morgan Freeman.
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 10:17 pm
Penguins are tricky bastards...and after sitting in the cold minding an egg, maybe, just maybe, they would want to blow off some steam by going on vacay! Thus, the Missus off to the left!
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 4:49 pm
Thank you. But, give credit where it is due... it's usually a moron who serves as my launching pad.
Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 4:39 pm
Agd, you slay me with those dry understatements.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 4:24 pm
Good catch, amphibious... I suspected that something was wrong with this picture's realistic integrity, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. More importantly, everyone who has NatGeo channel knows that penguins like woodwinds, not percussion.
BoneCD - June 6, 2009, 3:55 pm
Ahh...but we live in the Motifake world. A flat expanse that goes on to infinity where there are no poles
amphibious - June 6, 2009, 3:51 pm
penguins and polar bears don't live at the same pole of earth


TAGS: bear nature flower happy senior
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - September 26, 2012, 7:26 pm
*groan* ...you're old.

JOHNNY CASH - The Original Greybeard Not dead, just picking chicks up in Reno.

TAGS: johnny cash greybeard reno
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
so it appears 92754
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:24 pm
Picking up chicks in Reno isn't that impressive... trust me.
DLM4 - September 14, 2010, 11:44 am
glad to see someone giving Johnny his well deserved respect, 5 trips to folsom to you

Have you ever been so drunk..... -

TAGS: so drunk scare polar bear
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:34 pm
S1961, .... and polar bears play tympani? LOL!
mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:33 pm
E.D., take your uneducated O.C.D. and shove it up your southend
steve1961 - August 26, 2015, 12:57 pm
Yeah! And penguins don't use cymbals...They are mostly cellists...
EmilioDumphque - August 26, 2015, 12:57 am
Hey, Bears are north pole, penguins south!
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:30 pm
Thanks again, Cern! Glad I made you laugh!
concern3 - August 25, 2015, 9:27 am
another funny one a 5er


STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.



TAGS: bear shame patience beeches playing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - July 9, 2013, 10:12 pm
LOL, nope.
falloutghoul - July 9, 2013, 9:03 am


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.


TAGS: grandpa greybeard old guy
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by viba

wildcard9 - September 15, 2010, 11:13 pm
Dude looks like Darwin LOL
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:22 pm
Well done.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 7:57 pm
very nice out of the gate..5L

BLIND DATE - It will only take you so far.

IMAGINE - If he hadn't been gunned down

TAGS: john lennon beyond greybeard
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Tyrone - October 26, 2009, 10:11 am
Does this mean John Lennon is actually Larry David?
MO - September 22, 2009, 8:20 pm
I apologize for stepping all up on a few of your posters there Dude. I was trolling a troll.....haven't caught him yet....
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:17 pm
No...if he hadn't been gunned down we would have had to look at Yoko's mug even more for the past 25 years! Sorry, guy was a genius but he had no taste in women!!!
MO - September 22, 2009, 7:25 pm
Gee Deerk, what WERE they based on?
Derek - September 22, 2009, 7:24 pm
Strangely enough, most peoples' fascination with John Lennon wasn't based on his looks.

I'M SO HAPPY - Cuz im a gunny bear Gummy bear!

TAGS: robot chicken gummy bear lol funny
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by azzi

Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am
Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am
Did Cubby fond the Caffine Pills again?

ME? ENDANGERED? - Not as much as you are right now.

TAGS: animal bear
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Porter2903

showmeone - January 30, 2011, 8:51 pm
Endangered...hell where's the bell tower
GreyScorpion - January 30, 2011, 8:21 pm

HUGGY OBAMA - The Chitown Hustler

GREYBEARDS - Always Sensitive To Women's Issues

TAGS: greybeards sensitive women issue feminism t shirt pipe
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 8:59 pm
I wonder if this sycophant has lowered to this just to get laid? Poor bastard is sadly mistaken - only alpha male a**holes get laid. That's simple evolution.
Culos - June 10, 2009, 5:23 pm
That's right, he's applied to join the order but the vote's still out
weber - June 10, 2009, 4:39 pm
That's Bill Bailey!


TAGS: greybeard stain underwear skidmark
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 9:06 pm
Got it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:04 pm
It seems that I don't know what I'm talking about....as usual.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:00 pm
Pat's Place is only a chat room for established regulars. You are reading too much into it.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
Im now waiting for Don Scorpion to post saying he has an "offer I can't refuse" if I switch over to Pat's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:56 pm
Read the fine print, as long as you follow the rules and don't get sand in your v*****, everyone is welcome at Pat's.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
Oh Moo, nobody says Im cool. ***y, but not cool. olo
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:54 pm
Aggy, I stay out of Pat's place not because of the service or the food. I keep my distance because I am still brand new, and havent truly proven myself yet. I will jump in eventually
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:52 pm
now he plays the "my friends like it and my mom says I'm cool" card.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
I plead guilty to curious noobishness. I had a lot of suggestions and help on this one. I really dont worry about score anymore. If I like it, and some of my friends enjoy it, then I am satisfied.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
That's why he hangs in Hammy's Place. Whining is the new 2.9!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:47 pm
It amazes me when people complain about a 4.86. I remember when 2.9 was a score worth writing home about.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:44 pm
more confused than crying. I can live with it
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
Shut up, crybaby.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
12 straight 5L votes and then.............
5150monkeylove - September 21, 2010, 9:33 pm
BRAND NOOBS TAKE HEED....I had a lot of help beating this one out. I actually did not Ins***ost this one and got help from a lot of folks. The guidance is there if you ask for it.
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:37 am
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 11:52 pm
Well shouldered, 5150
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
I want to thank all who gave suggestions that led me to this.

A LITTLE TO THE LEFT - Yeah, right there in the shallow spot. That's where the big ones are. Hey, where did you get those waders? Sports Chalet? I gotta get me a pair. My nuts are freezing.

TAGS: bear
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by doug

agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:01 pm
Very good!



BEAR SLOW-DANCE - Step on my foot one more time Yogi and I'll rip your arms off.

BEARS - I have GOT to remember to let those little things get out before I eat their mushrooms.

TAGS: bears mushrooms smurfs
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

BuZZbomb - September 5, 2009, 8:43 am
I try to make people think about it. Kinda like a joke grenade... Pull pin. Wait for it. Oh yeah, I get it. 5L.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:32 am
It was a reach, but you made it work! 5L

PANDA - He did not do it.

TAGS: panda bears
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Jerica

Bob Chin - January 29, 2009, 11:00 am
I'm not addicted to bamboo....I've never seen that piece of bamboo. I've sworn it off...really!!!
Checker_MC - January 29, 2009, 10:57 am
Great one.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 8:31 am
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 29, 2008, 1:45 am
I love his expression. Good one!


WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.

TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
uh d***... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Don't know him.


TAGS: greybeard lucky awesome life mariand
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mariand

Irishwake - June 3, 2012, 1:53 am
Great except for the 9pm part I am a grey bread and always been a vampire lol. It's more like 9am for me.
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:07 am
That's Great, And Vert Funny.
gas - May 30, 2012, 5:23 am
haha the pic is priceless.. great one mariand!
gas - May 30, 2012, 5:19 am
haha great one mariand
mariand - May 30, 2012, 12:26 am
Oh, and no one complains if you have your nails done...
GaryO - May 29, 2012, 10:38 pm
Iconoclast - May 29, 2012, 10:07 pm
And no one objects when you let your beard grow without being neatly trimmed
spacedog - May 29, 2012, 9:24 pm
HA! Nice one.


TAGS: roast a greybeard day airman iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Airman - March 2, 2011, 1:51 pm
and I have to keep the fear away on a daily basis.. lol

I am Bear -

TAGS: bear proud
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ashson


TAGS: fatality challenge just remember kiddies greybeards invented that ****
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Valek - March 23, 2012, 8:40 am
This is awesome. Such fantastic details for an Etch-A-Sketch, AND rocking my favorite classic game of all time. 5L!
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
Thank you Sir. I really didn't expect too much for this one.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:49 am
One of two you've made lately that I LOVE!

CUBBY DISCLAIMER* - *do NOT attempt this clever ruse if you are female

TAGS: bear attack
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - July 9, 2010, 8:19 pm
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 4:12 pm
Cubbybear - July 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
LOL...5 poodles



UNEMPLOYED - Once again, everything went fine until the interview. Do you think it's the beard?

TAGS: job interview moron beard
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

kvash3154 - May 28, 2010, 5:45 pm
thats one messed up dude, and I'm not talking about his face.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:25 pm
5 , five , 5 LIONS ah ah ah =D
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 12:34 am
Great one!


RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!

TAGS: september challenge bears are crack sh**s
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:40 am
There's a homestarrunner video about a fake charity called "pistols for pandas". I guess it just proves there are no new jokes.
aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:58 pm
ridiculous, I LOVE IT!

YUMMY - I love these things! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!

TAGS: september challenge bears i lift you grab
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

LogicDude - September 5, 2009, 9:41 pm
Nothin' naughty here...*snickers*...move along now!
mallen - September 5, 2009, 9:36 pm
got it, thanks.
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:59 pm
Who're you trying to convince here?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 8:58 pm
no it's not!!!!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:56 pm
...It's where they do naughty stuff.
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:55 pm
PM's = Private Messages.... On the forum.
mallen - September 5, 2009, 8:39 pm
Since I have no idea what "PM's" is an abreviation for none taken.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 8:32 pm
Check yer PM's LD. (no offence mallen)
LogicDude - September 5, 2009, 8:13 pm
Another fave of mine was with the 2 bears and the eskimo running off: "I lift, you grab - is that so hard?"
mallen - September 5, 2009, 7:59 pm
God bless Gary Larson.


TAGS: every day is a bear day around my place
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am
*elephant* gun even...sheesh! AND it's Friday FFS!
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am
Right after I pull the trigger on my elephany gun! 5 slightly chewed-on Lions Haar!!!
Ed-Hyde - November 6, 2009, 6:58 am
turns out the dog belongs to nancy pelosi ... good dog!
CANADA - November 5, 2009, 10:54 pm
now the dog tucks tail and runs back to hide behind its master with the bear following

AL GORE - finally has a weapon to defeat the dreaded ManBearPig!

TAGS: al gore man bear pig manbearpig fire
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Koradan

BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 4:24 pm
Yep, and global temperatures have been going down over the last ten years, not up ya jack a** Al!
BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 4:23 pm
Yep, and global temperatures have been going down over the last ten years, not up ya jack a** Al!