Bear Demotivational Poster
MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.
SNUGGLE BEAR - This is its evil twin
JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews
I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire
BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!
FALCON PUNCH - Also performed in the Animal Kingdom.
BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.
THE BEARD - Fear It
THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.
A HUG - Is just a strangle you haven't finished yet.
CUDDLE BEAR - "I can has hug?"
IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!
GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !
YOU ARE A GREYBEARD IF - You can name the show... you're an old nerd if you can name the main vessel... You are a geek if you can sing the theme!
APPARENTLY - It does
TEDDY BEARS - Protecting innocent children from monsters-under-the-bed since 1902
GAY BEAR - Does not care about your narrow-minded conservatist opinion of him
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Picnic basket is stolen by YOU!
WIZARD OF OZ -
GANDALF - The original Greybeard.
CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.
POKING THE BEAR - keep doing it TIMMY, keep it up. Next we're going to teach you to TAP-DANCE on a LANDMINE.
I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...
LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.
LUCKY - GIRL: "You are so cute!" BEAR: "You are so lucky this glass is here"
DROP BEARS - they act friendly just before the deadliest attack
LOGICAL FALLACY - Confusing your opponent into silence does not mean you have won the argument
PIMPED OUT WHEELCHAIR -
BIPOLAR BEAR - Just couldn't take any more!
CARE BEARS - They take care of each other
1ST RULE OF BEAR FIGHT CLUB IS - You do NOT talk about Bear Fight Club.
WHEN BUYING A USED CAR -
IT'S ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL -
LEARN TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF - you'll never stop being amused
SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.
HANGOVER - Bears have it, too.
CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.
GETTING OLD - WHAT ONCE WAS DOGGY-STYLE IS NOW 'THE WAY OF THE ELEPHANTS' -
BABY POLAR BEAR - If you were small enough, he would eat you.
ZZ TOP - The physical embodyment of what is, and what will always be COOL
TO BE FABULOUS - You don't need anything but yourself
SMOKEY THE BEAR - Only you can help me hide the bodies ...
FRIENDS - Those whom you select to be your friends Can also be those who cause your demise
Elisha and the Two Bears -
AMBER LAMPS -
AND NOW EDGAR'S GONE... - something funny is going on around here
MAN VS. WILD -
G R E Y B E A R D S - When "Old enough to know better" becomes "Too old to care what people think."
NO CAMPING - During Zombie Bear Season
SERIAL KILLERS -
MANBEARPIG IS REAL - He's super serial!
GIMPY BEAR - Cubby's cousin who plays similar games But enjoys a more… subservient role And more leather…
STREET FIGHTING -
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pappa Bear go to Goldilock house!
CUBBYBEAR - ''Where did all the girls go?''
WHAT STARTS IN FUN - ends in CLANNNG!!!!
Have you ever been so drunk..... -
JOHNNY CASH - The Original Greybeard Not dead, just picking chicks up in Reno.
STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.
CAMPING RULES -
THE WAIT OF SHAME -
THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE -
THE GOOD OLD DAYS -
BLIND DATE - It will only take you so far.
IMAGINE - If he hadn't been gunned down
I'M SO HAPPY - Cuz im a gunny bear Gummy bear!
ME? ENDANGERED? - Not as much as you are right now.
HUGGY OBAMA - The Chitown Hustler
GREYBEARDS - Always Sensitive To Women's Issues
HOUND DOG -
A LITTLE TO THE LEFT - Yeah, right there in the shallow spot. That's where the big ones are. Hey, where did you get those waders? Sports Chalet? I gotta get me a pair. My nuts are freezing.
EH, BOO BOO? -
BEAR SLOW-DANCE - Step on my foot one more time Yogi and I'll rip your arms off.
BEARS - I have GOT to remember to let those little things get out before I eat their mushrooms.
PANDA - He did not do it.
WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.
THE GREYBEARD ADVANTAGES -
AIRMAN CLASS PICTURE -
I am Bear -
OLD SCHOOL FATALITY -
CUBBY DISCLAIMER* - *do NOT attempt this clever ruse if you are female
OH NO -
IT TOOK A LITER OF BUSHMILLS TO GET THIS -
UNEMPLOYED - Once again, everything went fine until the interview. Do you think it's the beard?
AWW HOW CUTE -
RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!
YUMMY - I love these things! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!
CARPE DIEM -
AL GORE - finally has a weapon to defeat the dreaded ManBearPig!
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