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MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.


TAGS: ugly face smile manbearpig womanbearpig
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

Deceivingly - August 29, 2011, 3:00 am, #223645
Im gonna set this as my desktop background!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am, #223642
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am, #223641
no this is real! is actually J-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:57 am, #223640
no stupid b****! this is Jay-Z wen he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am, #223639
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am, #223637
this is jay-Z when he was a kid!
krissie - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm, #69366
What the hell.........? That's all I got....
Finch - December 19, 2008, 10:10 pm, #45613
Please god, tell me this is a ph**oshop
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am, #40520
its womanbearpig you dumb**** XD
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am, #40519
I don't care what it is, as long as it doesn't attempt to marry into my family.
tony - October 29, 2008, 2:39 am, #31298
w....t....f is that!?!
BANJAXED - August 13, 2008, 1:01 pm, #14276
LMFAO @ manbearpig
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:08 pm, #14059
Ahh, RRCCmom, you have a light feminine touch this place often lacks.
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 1:15 pm, #14036
I can't believe she matched those earrings with that necklace.
Redfield - July 6, 2008, 10:01 pm, #8376
....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


SNUGGLE BEAR - This is its evil twin


TAGS: snuggle bear evil
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by k

Stickfodder - November 3, 2009, 2:53 am, #133723
What the hell is this from?


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am, #239140
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm, #239063
The Force is strong with this one.


LAZY -


TAGS: polar bear revenge lazy karma
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - November 24, 2011, 8:54 am, #226121
meh...if it would happen like that, I wish to talk with this KARMA about something...lol


BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!


TAGS: batbear batman wtf bears
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:11 pm, #226074
Cubbybears new job!


BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.


TAGS: bearsharktopus
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Boppick

Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm, #159007
omfg, lmao @Sean
Mika - September 23, 2009, 3:23 am, #121040
no its a bearktopus o.o or an sharktopusbear?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:59 pm, #120928
... gangbang Bambi? C'mon? we all know that that's where this was going all along.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm, #120927
I'd watch it.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm, #120925
Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Gentle Ben
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:49 pm, #120871
AMSOME Look elsewhere. And good luck with that.


THE BEARD - Fear It


TAGS: fear the beard sf giants
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

zoomer296 - February 20, 2013, 8:49 pm, #243659
agreed.
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:09 am, #226630
There should've been a ZZ Top length...
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 2:38 pm, #225959
lol me too XD
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:57 am, #222848
and hillbilLYLY is nice too... Have to grow a beard I guess!
Airman - August 10, 2011, 10:57 am, #222837
the one that made me laugh was Civil War General
forseti - August 10, 2011, 2:49 am, #222820
cavemanly?? lol


THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.


TAGS: nature exercise bear death omg
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:43 pm, #235523
Thanks, spacedog.
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:08 pm, #235520
Nice one pickleviper. 5L Keep em coming.


A HUG - Is just a strangle you haven't finished yet.


TAGS: hug bear
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by jaxpagan

Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:21 pm, #222140
lol
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:40 am, #222083
I second that!
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 2:22 am, #222078
5neaky.. Nice first effort


CROSSROADS -


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm, #229153
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm, #229120
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am, #229104
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am, #229098
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.


CUDDLE BEAR - "I can has hug?"


TAGS: bear
Rating: 2.67/5
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 9:26 pm, #47720
cubbybear, I think your sis is angry because p***bear ran away to mexico with that kid you saw before...
Charles - September 28, 2008, 9:53 am, #23932
Cubby, your sis doesn't look happy to see me...


GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !


TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am, #233254
140637


YOU ARE A GREYBEARD IF - You can name the show... you're an old nerd if you can name the main vessel... You are a geek if you can sing the theme!


TAGS: greybeard tv
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Chef

mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:58 am, #249223
honestly i think anyone who watches anime seriously knows this one it may be corny as hell but it is still a classic XD
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:41 pm, #223350
One last thing. This art is from American artist Tim Elred, the artist of the graphic novel series "Grease Monkey", as well as the "Star Blazers" online comic.knows mor
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:37 pm, #223349
I also know the season two (Comet Empire) theme, and the ending credits. That's right I'm a fossil. Now here's a question, has anyone seen the 2010 live action movie of this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18cNn4apRkM
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:32 pm, #223348
We must be strong and brave. Our home we've got to save. If we don't in just one year. Mother Earth, will disappear! Fighting with the Gamilons. We won't stop until we've won. Then we'll return, and we we arrive, The Earth will survive-We are Star Blazers
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:30 pm, #223347
We're off to outer space. We're leaving mother Earth. To save the human race-- Our Star Blazers! Searching for a distant star. Heading off to Iscandar. Leaving all we love behind. Who knows what danger we'll find? (Continued in next post.)
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:27 pm, #223346
Show Name: Star Blazers (Space Battleship Yamato in Japan.) Ship Name: Argo (Yamato in Japan) Characters:(From Left to Right)Queen Starcia, Alex Wildstar, Captain Avatar, Derrick Wildstar, and Nova Forrester. All without looking anything up--bay-bee!
jmurf67 - May 5, 2010, 7:53 pm, #174812
Ugh.. I am guilty of all of the above. But the american version of the show, the ship was named the Argo. And one of the characters is Derek Wildstar.
Fatt Matt - May 5, 2010, 4:48 pm, #174783
Please don't soil the Greybeard name with this ****e.
union - May 5, 2010, 1:32 pm, #174740
Desslok, Desslok, Desslok!
Chef - May 5, 2010, 1:14 pm, #174734
Proudly sung! Can you name any charactyers (without looking them up!)
Koradan - May 5, 2010, 12:50 pm, #174732
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMcrep48Wz0
Koradan - May 5, 2010, 12:49 pm, #174730
"We're off to outer space, Protecting Mother Earth To save the Human Race... OUR STAR BLAZERS!" (That's all I remember)
Chef - May 5, 2010, 12:40 pm, #174725
Okay... START SINGING!
Anonymous2 - May 5, 2010, 11:38 am, #174719
That is Space Cruiser Yamato, which got localized to Starblazers. Main vessel is the Yamato.


APPARENTLY - It does


TAGS: does bear **** woods
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by prochee

mikieelmo - November 17, 2010, 11:08 am, #202894
Solved ! 5 l's


TEDDY BEARS -


TAGS: teddy bear rerun companion
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by rerun

justme - May 26, 2011, 12:34 pm, #219195
love it...


TEDDY BEARS - Protecting innocent children from monsters-under-the-bed since 1902


TAGS: teddy bear annie tibbers
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Flurren

lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 12:28 pm, #231635

Jack Daniels, up.
maoworks2 - March 19, 2012, 8:02 am, #231620
I Have Captain Morgan To Keep The Monsters Away !


IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!




GAY BEAR - Does not care about your narrow-minded conservatist opinion of him




WIZARD OF OZ -




GANDALF - The original Greybeard.




CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.




POKING THE BEAR - keep doing it TIMMY, keep it up. Next we're going to teach you to TAP-DANCE on a LANDMINE.


TAGS: timmy p*** bear fair
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 4, 2013, 11:08 pm, #245535
The Darwin Award goe5 to...


I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...




LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.




LUCKY - GIRL: "You are so cute!" BEAR: "You are so lucky this glass is here"


TAGS: polar bear
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Koradan

DudefromOz - February 10, 2010, 7:24 pm, #157233
yah 5L, she would absolutely be ****ting bricks if that glass cracked..
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:29 pm, #157220
Win. 5Ls!


DROP BEARS - they act friendly just before the deadliest attack


TAGS: drop bears
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by mike34



PIMPED OUT WHEELCHAIR -




FALCON PUNCH - Also performed in the Animal Kingdom.


TAGS: bear
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585



CARE BEARS - They take care of each other




1ST RULE OF BEAR FIGHT CLUB IS - You do NOT talk about Bear Fight Club.


TAGS: bears fight club
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 28, 2014, 1:51 pm, #255494
I wouldn't want to talk about bare fight club either.


WHEN BUYING A USED CAR -


TAGS: greybeard rocknroll usedcar
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by sickartist

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:29 pm, #253750
I believe it! I sense you speak from experience?
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:45 pm, #187141

@Cubby, that is the real Justin Bieber (in real life his mom is a ****).
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:37 pm, #187134
Beautiful. 5L
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 1:17 pm, #187074
God...Eddie Van Halen got old
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 10:21 am, #187056

now thats funny!


IT'S ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL -




LEARN TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF - you'll never stop being amused


TAGS: greybeard
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Zook



SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.




HANGOVER - Bears have it, too.


TAGS: bear
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

forseti - December 17, 2010, 6:44 am, #207309
sorry to ruin the 1L straight, but I laughed... 5 from me.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:24 am, #207272
at the comment, not the poster
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:22 am, #207270
lol
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:21 am, #207269
Don't be silly, thats just cubby trying to puke until gets the taste of this poster out of his mouth. =/


LOGICAL FALLACY - Confusing your opponent into silence does not mean you have won the argument


TAGS: logical fallacy windmill beard
Rating: 3.08/5


CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Picnic basket is stolen by YOU!


TAGS: bear picnic basket yogi
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Nonsense

Eh? - November 5, 2009, 2:43 pm, #134373
So.. In other countries.. You are stolen bij picnic basket?


GETTING OLD - WHAT ONCE WAS DOGGY-STYLE IS NOW 'THE WAY OF THE ELEPHANTS' -


TAGS: greybeard
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by culos

GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 5:05 pm, #173881
hmph, blasphemy, everybody knows elephant *** organs are in their feet..
R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 4:42 pm, #173877
I thought elephants were Catholic so can't use birth contol.
Fatt Matt - April 28, 2010, 4:38 pm, #173876
With a hula hoop.
freestyler - April 28, 2010, 4:07 pm, #173873
How do they put condoms on?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:20 am, #173607
I gotta get me one of those trees. 5L


AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: spider snake drop bear octopus australia
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Bones9

esky - May 3, 2010, 4:05 am, #174482
drop bears? haha, nice.


UNBEARABLE -


TAGS: bad joke bear
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:59 am, #197159
A pun is only as good as the groan it recieves. Buddy, you got it.
pzykosiz - October 7, 2010, 5:55 pm, #197108
i've much longer versions of this joke, but it's a good one


BABY POLAR BEAR - If you were small enough, he would eat you.


TAGS: polar bears
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Max

Max - May 24, 2008, 5:39 pm, #4239
But he's so cute and cuddly and whatnot! ...Or is it a she...


ZZ TOP - The physical embodyment of what is, and what will always be COOL


TAGS: zztop music cool bands beard
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by caveman

twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:25 pm, #242199
It's odd that the only member WITHOUT a beard is named Beard! 5L!
rudeboy308 - June 8, 2011, 12:15 am, #219684
I saw them in Biloxi, MS a year or so ago. It was a working vacation, or as Billy Gibbons said, "We ran out of h** sauce in New York and had to come back down here." Ever since Eliminator, I've been a fan.
Cloudchaser - June 7, 2011, 1:20 am, #219654
They come runnin'! They yelp and they whine! 'Cuz women go crazy 'bout a fox-y man!
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:55 pm, #219642
5 cool L's caveman.
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:50 pm, #219641
A haw, haw, haw, haw! :)


TO BE FABULOUS - You don't need anything but yourself




BIPOLAR BEAR - Just couldn't take any more!


TAGS: bear suicide
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by srad505

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:13 pm, #247759
Dude, I'm bipolar! I can totally relate on an uncomfortable level. 5L + faved + sharing. Because sharing.... is caring. lol! This made my morning! I can put away the rope and chair now. JK. But seriously...
UncleJoe - February 9, 2011, 3:23 pm, #212077
Poor Baby!


SMOKEY THE BEAR - Only you can help me hide the bodies ...


TAGS: smokey bear hide the bodies
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

Greeny - February 8, 2012, 9:27 pm, #229151
the real slim spadey
MPsniper - February 8, 2012, 6:57 pm, #229137
actually....its "smokey bear"


Elisha and the Two Bears -


TAGS: elisha bears
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:31 am, #251694
The Elisha method for handling bullies.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 7, 2013, 1:31 pm, #251429
Amen! 5 Bears


AMBER LAMPS -


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm, #192332

the dude actually has "i am a m**********r" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm, #192329

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm, #192319
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm, #192318
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL


FRIENDS - Those whom you select to be your friends Can also be those who cause your demise


TAGS: bear eats kid
Rating: 4.24/5

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house - June 17, 2011, 9:03 am, #220151
thx V. similar to yours in 136111
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 4:13 am, #220147
Cool pic..


MAN VS. WILD -


TAGS: man vs wild bear grylls
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Insurgo

Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 3:13 pm, #79459
Another "Guest" commenter. Courage re-defined! Also, go promote your love for dirty, dirty men elsewhere.
Guest - May 11, 2009, 3:10 pm, #79456
Survivorman loves choad for breakfast before going to his set.
Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 12:49 pm, #79417
Survivorman laughs at this choad.
Guest - May 11, 2009, 9:13 am, #79386
And a nice breakfast at the h**el before going to filming.


G R E Y B E A R D S - When "Old enough to know better" becomes "Too old to care what people think."




NO CAMPING - During Zombie Bear Season




EXCUSES -


TAGS: penguins polar bears humor
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 8:39 am, #247435

Yes, these are penguins found in Antarctica and along the tip of South America. (There's a world of difference between kids and adults, too.)
Wurdsmyth - July 5, 2013, 11:54 pm, #247424
you know there is a world between them right?


SERIAL KILLERS -


TAGS: bear boy hallowwen costume not impressed
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by uceeit

booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:16 pm, #167561
well atleast we know y heath's joker flipped out in the dark knight


MANBEARPIG IS REAL - He's super serial!


TAGS: manbearpig
Rating: 2.72/5


SARCASM -


TAGS: carebear catches a knife humor
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 12:30 am, #232279

Sweden is a long, long way from Wyoming~~but Sturgis isn't.
NuttunButt - March 28, 2012, 9:10 pm, #232272
Great poster Igvarnon have friends from Sweden Eva and Ingvar who I met at Sturgis in 03.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:05 pm, #232112
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 5:21 pm, #232084

I just love the way you're looking right into the camera...still smiling...still smiling...wait...no...
carebear - March 24, 2012, 1:31 pm, #231972
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:43 pm, #231934

Couldn't help it! I went looking for something I could chop the head and this one popped right up. It was too perfect to pass up. Hugs, CB!~~
M0rd3kaI - March 23, 2012, 7:34 pm, #231924
You have to give the 'less fortunate' a time to shine ;)
holymoly - March 23, 2012, 7:05 pm, #231923
I expected to see this from M0. nice pic Linda
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:37 pm, #231904
(carebear BANNED)


GIMPY BEAR - Cubby's cousin who plays similar games But enjoys a more… subservient role And more leather…




STREET FIGHTING -


TAGS: bears fight humor
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 3:46 pm, #227826
Great Pic .


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pappa Bear go to Goldilock house!




CUBBYBEAR - ''Where did all the girls go?''


TAGS: cubbybear biscuits masturbate hurricane ike hurricane ike zomg omg wow
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Cubbybear - October 25, 2008, 3:26 am, #30304
5 lions(poodles) This is funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:20 pm, #30214
Dear Anon, STFU. You are talking out your a**. Thanks! Much love, Brittany =]
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 11:13 am, #29409
Do a search on this site for Cubbybear. He's one of our celebrities. f***ing guy lives like royalty, h** and cold running women, piles of money. He's way more gangsta than p***bear, who's just a minipimp a**clown.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:30 am, #29381
There's no underage girls in the vicinity, you f***ing idiot. It's Cubbybear. Piss off, anon.
anon - October 22, 2008, 5:17 am, #29367
It's called p***bear you f***ing idiot
Charles - October 4, 2008, 12:11 am, #25599
I thought that was p***bear.
Agamemnon218 - October 3, 2008, 5:18 pm, #25502
Looks like Cubby's about to go for the next best thing!


GIRLS -




WHAT STARTS IN FUN - ends in CLANNNG!!!!


TAGS: clang fun penguin polar bear
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 10:22 pm, #84855
LD, I stand corrected. I forgot everything I'd learned from Morgan Freeman.
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 10:17 pm, #84853
Penguins are tricky bastards...and after sitting in the cold minding an egg, maybe, just maybe, they would want to blow off some steam by going on vacay! Thus, the Missus off to the left!
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 4:49 pm, #84796
Thank you. But, give credit where it is due... it's usually a moron who serves as my launching pad.
Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 4:39 pm, #84795
Agd, you slay me with those dry understatements.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 4:24 pm, #84792
Good catch, amphibious... I suspected that something was wrong with this picture's realistic integrity, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. More importantly, everyone who has NatGeo channel knows that penguins like woodwinds, not percussion.
BoneCD - June 6, 2009, 3:55 pm, #84790
Ahh...but we live in the Motifake world. A flat expanse that goes on to infinity where there are no poles
amphibious - June 6, 2009, 3:51 pm, #84788
penguins and polar bears don't live at the same pole of earth


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: bear nature flower happy senior
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - September 26, 2012, 7:26 pm, #239440
*groan* ...you're old.


JOHNNY CASH - The Original Greybeard Not dead, just picking chicks up in Reno.


TAGS: johnny cash greybeard reno
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 9:49 pm, #193859
so it appears 92754
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:24 pm, #193841
Picking up chicks in Reno isn't that impressive... trust me.
DLM4 - September 14, 2010, 11:44 am, #193810
glad to see someone giving Johnny his well deserved respect, 5 trips to folsom to you


CAMPING -




AND NOW EDGAR'S GONE... - something funny is going on around here


TAGS: penguin polar bear disguise
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Once more

motinet - September 7, 2012, 12:20 pm, #239004

LOL - oldie but goodie
Anon - August 1, 2009, 8:46 pm, #103671
Haha, Motifaking Garry Larsson's "The Far Side"? Very interesting! Would be cool to see more of these...


STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.




CAMPING RULES -




THE WAIT OF SHAME -


TAGS: bear shame patience beeches playing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - July 9, 2013, 10:12 pm, #247567
LOL, nope.
falloutghoul - July 9, 2013, 9:03 am, #247532
...Cubby?


THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm, #253969
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm, #253965
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm, #253964
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm, #253963

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.


THE GOOD OLD DAYS -


TAGS: grandpa greybeard old guy
Rating: 4.84/5

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wildcard9 - September 15, 2010, 11:13 pm, #194020
Dude looks like Darwin LOL
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:22 pm, #193983
Well done.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 7:57 pm, #193975
very nice out of the gate..5L


BLIND DATE - It will only take you so far.




IMAGINE - If he hadn't been gunned down


TAGS: john lennon beyond greybeard
Rating: 3.4/5

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Tyrone - October 26, 2009, 10:11 am, #130889
Does this mean John Lennon is actually Larry David?
MO - September 22, 2009, 8:20 pm, #120768
I apologize for stepping all up on a few of your posters there Dude. I was trolling a troll.....haven't caught him yet....
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:17 pm, #120766
No...if he hadn't been gunned down we would have had to look at Yoko's mug even more for the past 25 years! Sorry, guy was a genius but he had no taste in women!!!
MO - September 22, 2009, 7:25 pm, #120740
Gee Deerk, what WERE they based on?
Derek - September 22, 2009, 7:24 pm, #120739
Strangely enough, most peoples' fascination with John Lennon wasn't based on his looks.


I'M SO HAPPY - Cuz im a gunny bear Gummy bear!


TAGS: robot chicken gummy bear lol funny
Rating: 3.17/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am, #122867
*find
Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am, #122865
Did Cubby fond the Caffine Pills again?


ME? ENDANGERED? - Not as much as you are right now.


TAGS: animal bear
Rating: 3.15/5

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showmeone - January 30, 2011, 8:51 pm, #211243
Endangered...hell where's the bell tower
GreyScorpion - January 30, 2011, 8:21 pm, #211241
tagged=1L


HUGGY OBAMA - The Chitown Hustler




GREYBEARDS - Always Sensitive To Women's Issues


TAGS: greybeards sensitive women issue feminism t shirt pipe
Rating: 3/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 8:59 pm, #130071
I wonder if this sycophant has lowered to this just to get laid? Poor bastard is sadly mistaken - only alpha male a**holes get laid. That's simple evolution.
Culos - June 10, 2009, 5:23 pm, #85805
That's right, he's applied to join the order but the vote's still out
weber - June 10, 2009, 4:39 pm, #85793
That's Bill Bailey!


HOUND DOG -


TAGS: greybeard stain underwear skidmark
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 9:06 pm, #195546
Got it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:04 pm, #195544
It seems that I don't know what I'm talking about....as usual.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:00 pm, #195543
Pat's Place is only a chat room for established regulars. You are reading too much into it.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:59 pm, #195542
Im now waiting for Don Scorpion to post saying he has an "offer I can't refuse" if I switch over to Pat's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:56 pm, #195541
Read the fine print, as long as you follow the rules and don't get sand in your v*****, everyone is welcome at Pat's.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:55 pm, #195540
Oh Moo, nobody says Im cool. ***y, but not cool. olo
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:54 pm, #195539
Aggy, I stay out of Pat's place not because of the service or the food. I keep my distance because I am still brand new, and havent truly proven myself yet. I will jump in eventually
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:52 pm, #195538
now he plays the "my friends like it and my mom says I'm cool" card.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm, #195537
I plead guilty to curious noobishness. I had a lot of suggestions and help on this one. I really dont worry about score anymore. If I like it, and some of my friends enjoy it, then I am satisfied.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm, #195536
That's why he hangs in Hammy's Place. Whining is the new 2.9!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:47 pm, #195535
It amazes me when people complain about a 4.86. I remember when 2.9 was a score worth writing home about.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:44 pm, #195534
more confused than crying. I can live with it
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm, #195533
Shut up, crybaby.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm, #195531
12 straight 5L votes and then.............
5150monkeylove - September 21, 2010, 9:33 pm, #194957
BRAND NOOBS TAKE HEED....I had a lot of help beating this one out. I actually did not Ins***ost this one and got help from a lot of folks. The guidance is there if you ask for it.
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:37 am, #194670
awesome!!
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 11:52 pm, #194644
Well shouldered, 5150
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 11:26 pm, #194642
I want to thank all who gave suggestions that led me to this.


A LITTLE TO THE LEFT - Yeah, right there in the shallow spot. That's where the big ones are. Hey, where did you get those waders? Sports Chalet? I gotta get me a pair. My nuts are freezing.


TAGS: bear
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:01 pm, #152488
Very good!


DETERMINATION -




EH, BOO BOO? -




BEAR SLOW-DANCE - Step on my foot one more time Yogi and I'll rip your arms off.




BEARS - I have GOT to remember to let those little things get out before I eat their mushrooms.


TAGS: bears mushrooms smurfs
Rating: 2.92/5

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BuZZbomb - September 5, 2009, 8:43 am, #115256
I try to make people think about it. Kinda like a joke grenade... Pull pin. Wait for it. Oh yeah, I get it. 5L.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:32 am, #115157
It was a reach, but you made it work! 5L


PANDA - He did not do it.


TAGS: panda bears
Rating: 2.89/5

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Bob Chin - January 29, 2009, 11:00 am, #55600
I'm not addicted to bamboo....I've never seen that piece of bamboo. I've sworn it off...really!!!
Checker_MC - January 29, 2009, 10:57 am, #55598
Great one.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 8:31 am, #31327
DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 29, 2008, 1:45 am, #31285
I love his expression. Good one!


DOMINANCE -




WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.


TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm, #171610
uh d***... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm, #171609
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm, #171601
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm, #171600
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm, #171598
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm, #171595
Don't know him.


THE GREYBEARD ADVANTAGES -


TAGS: greybeard lucky awesome life mariand
Rating: 5/5

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Irishwake - June 3, 2012, 1:53 am, #235679
Great except for the 9pm part I am a grey bread and always been a vampire lol. It's more like 9am for me.
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:07 am, #235434
That's Great, And Vert Funny.
gas - May 30, 2012, 5:23 am, #235428
haha the pic is priceless.. great one mariand!
gas - May 30, 2012, 5:19 am, #235427
haha great one mariand
mariand - May 30, 2012, 12:26 am, #235412
Oh, and no one complains if you have your nails done...
GaryO - May 29, 2012, 10:38 pm, #235404
What?
Iconoclast - May 29, 2012, 10:07 pm, #235401
And no one objects when you let your beard grow without being neatly trimmed
spacedog - May 29, 2012, 9:24 pm, #235397
HA! Nice one.


AIRMAN CLASS PICTURE -


TAGS: roast a greybeard day airman iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

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Airman - March 2, 2011, 1:51 pm, #213424
and I have to keep the fear away on a daily basis.. lol


I am Bear -


TAGS: bear proud
Rating: 4.75/5

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OLD SCHOOL FATALITY -


TAGS: fatality challenge just remember kiddies greybeards invented that ****
Rating: 4.71/5

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Valek - March 23, 2012, 8:40 am, #231881
This is awesome. Such fantastic details for an Etch-A-Sketch, AND rocking my favorite classic game of all time. 5L!
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am, #178359
Thank you Sir. I really didn't expect too much for this one.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:49 am, #178357
One of two you've made lately that I LOVE!


CUBBY DISCLAIMER* - *do NOT attempt this clever ruse if you are female


TAGS: bear attack
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2010, 8:19 pm, #183850
Magnificent!
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 4:12 pm, #183823
ROR!
Cubbybear - July 9, 2010, 3:46 pm, #183821
LOL...5 poodles


OH NO -




IT TOOK A LITER OF BUSHMILLS TO GET THIS -




UNEMPLOYED - Once again, everything went fine until the interview. Do you think it's the beard?


TAGS: job interview moron beard
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

kvash3154 - May 28, 2010, 5:45 pm, #178153
thats one messed up dude, and I'm not talking about his face.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:25 pm, #166835
5 , five , 5 LIONS ah ah ah =D
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 12:34 am, #143093
Great one!


AWW HOW CUTE -




YUMMY - I love these things! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!


TAGS: september challenge bears i lift you grab
Rating: 3.65/5

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LogicDude - September 5, 2009, 9:41 pm, #115402
Nothin' naughty here...*snickers*...move along now!
mallen - September 5, 2009, 9:36 pm, #115399
got it, thanks.
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:59 pm, #115390
Who're you trying to convince here?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 8:58 pm, #115389
no it's not!!!!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:56 pm, #115388
...It's where they do naughty stuff.
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:55 pm, #115386
PM's = Private Messages.... On the forum.
mallen - September 5, 2009, 8:39 pm, #115384
Since I have no idea what "PM's" is an abreviation for none taken.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 8:32 pm, #115381
Check yer PM's LD. (no offence mallen)
LogicDude - September 5, 2009, 8:13 pm, #115380
Another fave of mine was with the 2 bears and the eskimo running off: "I lift, you grab - is that so hard?"
mallen - September 5, 2009, 7:59 pm, #115377
God bless Gary Larson.


CARPE DIEM -


TAGS: every day is a bear day around my place
Rating: 3.53/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am, #134535
*elephant* gun even...sheesh! AND it's Friday FFS!
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am, #134534
Right after I pull the trigger on my elephany gun! 5 slightly chewed-on Lions Haar!!!
Ed-Hyde - November 6, 2009, 6:58 am, #134531
turns out the dog belongs to nancy pelosi ... good dog!
CANADA - November 5, 2009, 10:54 pm, #134483
now the dog tucks tail and runs back to hide behind its master with the bear following


AL GORE - finally has a weapon to defeat the dreaded ManBearPig!


TAGS: al gore man bear pig manbearpig fire
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Koradan

BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 4:24 pm, #116971
Yep, and global temperatures have been going down over the last ten years, not up ya jack a** Al!
BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 4:23 pm, #116970
Yep, and global temperatures have been going down over the last ten years, not up ya jack a** Al!


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeard wheelchair heels sunny day
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

forseti - August 18, 2011, 1:30 pm, #223147
Keep rollin'! 5L
mariand - August 18, 2011, 10:38 am, #223139
I have this picture from more than a week and I had no time to put it on a poster...anyway, 5 wheels


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